zippers are such a cool invention
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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