another moral hangover. fuck.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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