stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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