Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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