your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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