I'm really into asian looking animals
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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