R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
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