That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just wanna soil my oats bro
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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