I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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