ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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