We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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