people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I believe in your delicious
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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