Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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