i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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