Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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