I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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