That's when you crack a 10am beer
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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