eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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