I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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