Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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