You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Fuck appropriateness.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
Randomize
