i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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