I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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