From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Two words: nipple clamps
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