i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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