Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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