I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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