i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Randomize
