Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize