Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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