I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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