Midget sex pt 2 tonight
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
