i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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