have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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