My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
