sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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