you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Randomize
