summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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