I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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