Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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