the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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