it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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