no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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