She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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