in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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