alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
and i looked up. we had an audience...
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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