If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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