Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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