I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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