I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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