CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Randomize
