never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Randomize
