So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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