i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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