i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Randomize
