She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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