Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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