i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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