woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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